Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Living Fossils


We are all familiar with them. Really old people and their disgusting appearance, smell, and habits. For the past two weeks I have been in close proximity with many old folks and was repulsed by some of them. The age spots, flab of fat, and the smell. And perhaps the worst part, their attitude. They always have to pinch your cheek and try to relate to what you are doing. However, there are a few awesome old people. I would like to throw a shout out to my grandpa and Walley. They only thing you need to know about Walley is that he is a 78 year old badass who can beat anyone in Ping-Pong and darts. Ghastly people like the ones in the picture above are a common sight around Florida and Michigan

RIP

I know this is a little late, but this is a list of how I will remember all the celebrities who have died recently.
1. Michael Jackson
We have lost a great musician and entertainer. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family.
2. Farrah Fawcett
My prayers go out to an actress I have never heard of before her death. Am I ignorant, or a victim of a cultural gap?
3. Billy Mays
My favorite pitchman of all time, even though he yells.
4. Steve McNair
The second football player I ever cared about (partially because he was on my first football trading card)

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